BRONFMAN BUILDING--Announcing the Bronfman building's total destruction primarily as one of the Administrative Coordinator's mass e-mail broadcasts left virtually all summer Management students shocked today to find a smoldering crater where the building used to be. Despite being used at least four times a week to warn students of late-night water shut-offs and new trash can locations, the faculty's universal indifference to the e-mail broadcasts was evidenced this morning by the hundreds of students standing dumbfounded around the heap of flaming wreckage the Management building has become. "The maintenance e-mails?" asked Finance major Sharon Shiu, approaching the McTavish-Sherbrooke corner upwind of the Bronfman crater's toxic fumes. "I get so many of those I had my friend in IT set up a filter to route them right to the Trash folder. Hey, where's our building?"
The Bronfman maintenance staff's Twitter account was also used to broadcast the building's annihilation, but had too few followers for the Tweet "Breaking out HAZ-mats to clean up Bronf wreckage" to reach anyone but the custodians' friends and family members.
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